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Valco! Serves you right. I know it.
You can't beat our prices.

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Could you stop that now?

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If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.

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Red hot deals. Offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.

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Loads of two-for-one. Service with a
smile.

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Fresh produce. Grown locally.

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Don't forget the Valco tick! That
way.

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Am I getting paid for this? Valco! I
wasn't ready.

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Valco serves you right. Valco,
serves you right!

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I'd just like to remind our
customers

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about our special buy one get one
free offer on all Valco packs of

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fruit and vegetables. Offer ends
today.

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Morning.

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Oh hello, you're in early. What's
happened?

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Has Emma chucked you out? Why would
Emma chuck me out?

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Plenty of reasons, your eyes for one.
Shifty little things.

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Maybe you shagged her sister, I don't
know. Emma hasn't got a sister and

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she hasn't chucked me out, I just
thought I'd come in early,

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if that's all right. Of course it's
not all right.

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You see this badge? Head butcher,
that means I should get here first.

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It doesn't say "head butcher" on
your badge. It does up here.

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Just remember that, morning glory.

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So this is Katie, it's her first day
too but she already knows the ropes,

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so we thought we'd stick you on here
together.

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Katie, this is Neville. Morning.
Morning!

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This is very exciting, I've been in
here so many times

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and I never dreamt I'd actually end
up working here.

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How are you finding the kiosk,
Katie?

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Bit of a step up from the tills, eh?
Uh, I keep having to pinch myself.

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I'm sure that Katie won't mind me
saying this, but she used to be

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quite slack before.

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Things are very different under me
and Lorraine.

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You're looking different today,
Julie.

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Your hair...

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it looks like Lorraine's.

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No it doesn't. It's nothing like
Lorraine's!

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Honestly, Katie, you and your
imagination.

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Morning, petal.

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Oh, there she is now. Lorraine! I
don't think she can hear me.

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Lorraine!

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Right.

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I am all yours. Lorraine! Teach me
everything you know.

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Well, you'll have to leave early.

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An apprentice doing more hours than
his master? I don't think so. Fine.

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What the hell's this? A ticket
machine? Yeah.

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It were just here when I got here.

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Oh, that's it then, they're replacing
us with machines already.

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I told you this would happen. Just
like... Terminator.

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Terminator, it is. We're not using
that.

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Carry on at this rate, in two months
time, this counter will just be a

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vending machine.

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We'll have to go down the job centre,
if they still exist by then.

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Yeah, that'll probably just be a
laptop in the high street.

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Yeah, tap in your identification
number, 13 digits.

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How am I supposed to remember 13
digits?

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All right, Julie, love.

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All right Duck! Good weekend, were
it? Mended a couple of cars,

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got shitfaced. You ready for this
inspection?

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Oh, you needn't worry.

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It's only Gavin. He's more of friend
than a boss, really.

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Friendship's overrated.

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Had one at school. Never again. Oh,
no, me too. I don't have any. Good.

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Cos whatever you might think of your
Gavin, he's area manager now.

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That means he's the enemy.

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Oh, don't worry pet, I'm sure Gavin
will see that you're taking

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a no-nonsense approach on the
no-nonsense range.

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That's about the fifth time you've
tried that joke, Julie,

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and it's shite.

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Sorry.

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Is there something up with your
voice? No-no-no, nowt up.

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Well, it's a bit distracting, and I
want you sharp as a bastard

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for this inspection. You are my eyes
and my ears, Jules.

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Oh! Easy, tiger.

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Where do the balls go? Where do
the...? In the pockets.

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And then, um, then into another
dimension.

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Ooh, hello. Serious?

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Ah, hello. That's it. Let me just
give you a hand with that. Just...

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feel the pressure. That's it.

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Can I have a go? What? Can I have a
go?

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No, we're just, um, we're just
lining up another shot here.

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Follow it through.

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That's it. That's it.

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Ohh...

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And then it... that's it.

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And stand up again.

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We don't need a ticket machine.

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If Lorraine and I say it's staying,
it's staying.

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It makes the place look cheap!

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So do you, but you're still here,
aren't you? Good one, Julie.

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I don't have to have one for deli,
do I?

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Because I'm not very good
with machines.

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The amount of times my washing
line's broke.

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Don't worry Margaret, love, you
don't need one. Neither do we!

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Suppose we could give it...

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We've already got a system for
knowing who's next, it's this:

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Who's next?

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Well, it was Kieran's idea and I
think it's a good one.

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Your idea?

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Is this why you came in early?

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He's not just a pretty face and a
pert bum, eh?

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Phwoar!

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I could spend a day on that.

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All Valco brand boxes of 40
Pyramid tea bags on offer,

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two for one, don't miss out on this
fantastic offer which ends today.

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It's very exciting, all this, isn't
it?

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Just as someone's getting the chance
to win the lottery,

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I'm being given the chance of a
second career.

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Then you take the money and give
them the change.

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Some people think starting again in
your forties is sad,

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but is me working here sad?

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I don't think so.

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Why don't you give it a go? Right.

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Shimples!

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Is that... are the kids still saying
that? No.

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You've eaten it. What was I meant to
do with it?

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But you're saying it was off. It
was. You've ate it all!

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How else am I meant to know it was
on the turn?

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Would you like to go and get another
pie

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and we'll put it through for you?
No.

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My mate got ?100 worth of vouchers
for an off bun.

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I'm sorry sir, we can offer you
another pie, that's it.

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What if that one's off? Well, don't
eat it and bring it back.

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How am I meant to know if it's off
if I can't eat it? Just smell it.

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I've got no sense of smell. Get your
wife to smell it. Haven't got a wife.

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I am speechless. Speechless! You're
pretty loud, considering.

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My own apprentice sneaking in early
like Judas with a ticket machine.

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I feel sick. It was just an idea.

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Well you shouldn't be having ideas,
you're not head butcher, I am!

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Who has the ideas in Gotham, Batman
or Robin? You're not Batman.

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Et tu, Kieran. Et tu.

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I was just trying to show some
initiative, that's all.

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Yeah, why start now?

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Because I'm married, because I've
got a wife and a house,

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I need to think about my career, and
Emma thought...

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Oh, don't "Emma thought" me.

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I'll be phoning her up telling her
how to do her perm next.

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Why do you always think she's a
hairdresser?

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She's a PA in a law firm. Yeah, a
law firm full of...

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ticket machines, I bet.

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Well I'm sorry for trying to do
something different,

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I just don't want to end up stuck
behind here for the next 20 years.

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Sorry, I didn't mean... Don't touch
me. Don't even look at me.

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Can I have eight slices of back
please? Have you got a ticket? No.

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Can't serve you then.

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What can I get you? Morning Kieran!
Morning.

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Gavin!

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Have you been on holiday? No
Margaret, I don't work here now.

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You do! No, I'm the area manager. I
need Friday morning off.

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You'll have to take that up with
Lorraine now Margaret.

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But you're here!

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Friday morning, you say? Yeah. I've
got a doctor's appointment.

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I'll see if I can sort it with
Lorraine. Oh, thank you Gavin.

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Anyway, it's nice to see you
Margaret. Yeah!

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Bye!

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Oh, there you are. Here I am.

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So how was your first day back?
Nothing's changed.

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Lisa's even swinging on the same
chair as when I left.

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- Well we got a new boss?
- Lorraine.

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And we got a ticket machine
now on the meat counter. Wow.

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That's big. Yeah it's all right,
actually, it was my idea.

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Really? Yeah, I just thought I'd
show some initiative. Oh right.

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How are you anyway? I mean, how's
Emma? Yeah, she's fine.

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Married life treating you well?
Yeah, good, you know. Great.

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I'd better get back.

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Yeah, me too, meat counter doesn't
run itself, does it? No.

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Andy does it, doesn't he? I
missed that wit.

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How do you think these things up? I
don't know. Where does it come from?

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You're not big, you're not clever.

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See you. See you later.

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Yes. Gavin.

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It's really strange hearing the knock
from the other side.

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It's much clearer.

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That's a little racy.

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It's just a normal bloke doing
an honest day's work.

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Hey Julie, I bet if Gavin had a
torso like that he'd never

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keep his top on.

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Gavin would never take his top off.

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I'm sure if forced, he'd give Mr
Poster Man a run for his six pack.

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Really? Go on, let's have a look
then, Gavin.

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Really rather not.

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Anyway, to business. Well, first off,
I can...

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well honestly say you've taken a
no-nonsense approach

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to the no-nonsense range.

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The display, well, it looks smashing.
Thank you Gavin.

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I mean I wouldn't use as much of it
myself.

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Off the record, I think it cheapens
the store.

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But a head office directive is a head
office directive.

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Mea culpa.

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We think it gives the shoppers more
choice, don't we, Julie?

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Oh, oh yes we do Lorraine.

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Um, but um, yes, the world would be
a boring place

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if it were all the same.

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Well it really is great to pop back
to my old patch,

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I feel like part of the furniture.

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Like a comfy sofa!

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I see myself as more of an ottoman.

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They're called pouffes where
I come from.

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There you go.

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39.

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So as you can see, we've given over
more space to no-nonsense

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without sacrificing treat yourself.

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Yeah, fabulous, really. Fabulous.

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You and Lorraine seem to be working
excellently together.

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She really gets me, Gavin. It's like
we're the same woman.

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You're certainly looking very
similar. New hairdo?

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Well, no harm in a little change.

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Yeah, life on the road is quite a
transition,

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I'm not sure that my concentration
could take another motorway pasty.

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You should pack a lunch.

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It's not so much that, having to
spend time at head office,

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those boys over there, they're a
different breed.

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I heard once that Marcus Knight has
a basketball ring in his office.

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He does, that man's an animal.

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The one thing I'm really struggling
with

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is being expected to work from one's
car.

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You're a desk man. I am, Julie.

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If only you could get a car with a
desk in it.

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Hey, that would be a good one for
Dragons' Den.

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I'm here today asking for ?50,000
for my new invention.

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"The car desk".

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No, no, I don't think that would
work. Far too dangerous.

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Oh, here she is, Valco's own little
headshrinker. Alright, meathead.

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You can't talk to us unless you've
got a ticket. Ooh!

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Is this the new ticket machine? It's
better than you said.

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Do not encourage him. Oh, alright.
Chili beans.

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No, stick around,

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you could watch him try and take my
job. You know what?

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While you're at it, you might as
well have my car as well.

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I don't want your car. Why, what's
wrong with it?

230
00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:20,102
Are you selling your car, Andy? It's
Kieran's car now.

231
00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:22,622
Oh, have you? You've got two cars
now.

232
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,982
She must earn good money for a
hairdresser.

233
00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:28,742
She's not a hairdresser. She cuts
yours, doesn't she? Case closed.

234
00:12:28,822 --> 00:12:30,222
That was once.

235
00:12:30,302 --> 00:12:32,982
The problem with kids these days,
they're like sharks,

236
00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:35,422
circling after your job instead of
waiting their turn,

237
00:12:35,502 --> 00:12:37,262
learning the trade.

238
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:39,702
Bingo! Hey, she won!

239
00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:41,702
Are you actually going to buy some
meat?

240
00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:44,102
No, thank you, my Helen's got a
quiche in.

241
00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,422
Well, why are you taking the ticket
for then?

242
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,982
Excuse me, I'm next. He'll serve you.

243
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,302
What can I get you?

244
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,622
You mucky bitch.

245
00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:15,022
If you keep talking like that, I'll
have to wring me knickers out.

246
00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:16,182
Give us a bit of that.

247
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,142
Can eat it off me if you want.

248
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,982
Meet me out the back in a minute.

249
00:13:30,462 --> 00:13:32,702
Yes, I'm quite good at this.

250
00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:34,942
Fancy seeing how it's really done,
son?

251
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,342
Erm...

252
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:38,822
OK, if you win you have to play the
next person. Collin said

253
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,782
that's the rules, I've been here all
morning,

254
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,262
I haven't even had a wee. I won't
keep you two ticks.

255
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:46,742
You are looking at the St Helens
Pool Champ 82-83.

256
00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:49,582
You played pool for a whole year,
that's amazing, Andy.

257
00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:54,422
Well, anyway, I suppose I better
crack on with that report.

258
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:58,222
I can honestly say that that was one
of the best jacket potatoes

259
00:13:58,302 --> 00:13:59,702
I've had all year.

260
00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:02,022
I hope you're not trying bribe me.

261
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,622
Bloody hell.

262
00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:13,942
It's like having a lunch with Mary
Poppins, isn't it?

263
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,342
Bit of a wimp, isn't he? Your Gavin.

264
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,022
Oh, I don't know, he's more...

265
00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:23,022
old fashioned than anything.

266
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,222
I just don't like him being here.

267
00:14:25,302 --> 00:14:27,982
He's still the enemy, Julie. Don't
forget that.

268
00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:32,782
The enemy definitely.

269
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,742
I want to level with you, Julie.

270
00:14:34,822 --> 00:14:37,262
You're starting to grate on my
tits.

271
00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:43,102
You get to meet so many new people
here.

272
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,022
You do your shopping while you're
at work. It's mind-blowing.

273
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,422
No wonder you came back. I'm not
here full-time, I start Uni soon.

274
00:14:49,502 --> 00:14:52,782
Oh, wonderful! I loved being at
university.

275
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,182
They were the best years of my life.
Really?

276
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,862
Yes, that and the first year of my
marriage.

277
00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:00,222
Second and third year weren't so
happy.

278
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:04,742
So are you courting, Katie?

279
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:07,502
Courting? No, not at the minute.

280
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:11,582
So are you married then? Oh God, no.
It wasn't meant to be.

281
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,902
Aww, that's a shame. No, it's for
the best.

282
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:16,982
She's much happier now, plus Mike's
a great mate.

283
00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:19,102
You know, I don't have to worry
about getting along

284
00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:20,502
with a new fella.

285
00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:22,342
Oh well, that's something I guess.

286
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,342
Yes, so now I'm free and on the
market.

287
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:28,622
Watch out, women of Warrington, the
shackles are off,

288
00:15:28,702 --> 00:15:30,622
Neville's back on the shelf.

289
00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:39,942
Oh! The balls must be weighted.

290
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,422
Let's play another.

291
00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:42,982
My arms ache, Andy.

292
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:45,702
Young arms like yours should be able
to keep going all day.

293
00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:49,062
My arms are 23 like me, that's quite
old in arm years.

294
00:15:49,142 --> 00:15:51,582
That's the trouble with young guys
these days.

295
00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:55,182
No stamina, no staying power.

296
00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:56,862
No loyalty.

297
00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:59,662
Right, come on, sunshine, we're
playing again.

298
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:03,582
Oh, bollocks!

299
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,302
That's for you, that's yours. And...

300
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,542
Are you going to be long? I'm serving
as fast as I can.

301
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:11,102
We're just having a few problems
with the new system.

302
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,862
Excuse me, sir.

303
00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,502
Where's your fat friend? He's still
on his lunch.

304
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:18,942
It's three o'clock, I'll give him
bastard lunch.

305
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:31,102
Two hour break? I knew even you
couldn't eat for that long.

306
00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:34,142
Two hours? Never. Me watch must
have... gone.

307
00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,982
That clock up there, Jimmy White,
that's not gone.

308
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:40,462
I'm sorry, Lorraine, the lad asked
me to teach him how to play pool.

309
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,062
I don't pay you to play pool

310
00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:46,102
so put that cue down and get back to
pissin' work.

311
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,542
Thank you, thank you.

312
00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:50,702
That's a foul but because it was
your last ball,

313
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,542
technically it's a win for me.
Better luck next time, sunshine.

314
00:16:55,622 --> 00:16:59,382
Slippers? They don't fit. We don't
even sell slippers. You do.

315
00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:03,982
Sir, we do not and never have sold
slippers. Yes, you have.

316
00:17:04,062 --> 00:17:07,022
It even says MandS inside.

317
00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:17,502
Sure there's nowt you can do about
the pie?

318
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,662
Come on.

319
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,502
Er..what would you like?

320
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,142
To be served sometime today.

321
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:36,222
Well, well, this has all gone
tits-up, hasn't it?

322
00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:39,142
Just teething problems, I've never
worked with a machine before.

323
00:17:39,222 --> 00:17:42,222
I think you'll find you have. Just
help, will you?

324
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:43,942
A simply apology will suffice.

325
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,262
I'm sorry. OK, who's next?

326
00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:50,942
And after you? Me. OK. We'll be with
you in a jiffy.

327
00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,102
What can I do you for?

328
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,982
Gammon. Gammon, how many pieces? Just
one.

329
00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:55,062
Just the one? Aw.

330
00:18:03,102 --> 00:18:04,582
Oh, Gavin.

331
00:18:04,662 --> 00:18:08,102
I'm ever so sorry to trouble you but
I need the afternoon off,

332
00:18:08,182 --> 00:18:09,342
not the morning.

333
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,142
Oh, yes, Julie. Margaret needs
Friday morning... sorry,

334
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,502
afternoon off for her doctors
appointment.

335
00:18:15,582 --> 00:18:19,302
I'm sure it will be fine. Oh, thank
you, Gavin, I'll see you tomorrow.

336
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:24,302
Well, no, I keep trying to explain.
I am no longer based here so...

337
00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:27,382
Bye, Margaret.

338
00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:30,422
Bye, Gavin. Don't drive too fast.

339
00:18:31,982 --> 00:18:35,342
Oh, well, look, there it is. No
nonsense.

340
00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:39,542
Maybe I should try some since you
and Lorraine thinks so highly of it.

341
00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:42,702
Well, to be honest, Gavin, I find it
a bit...

342
00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:44,462
Jeremy Kyle.

343
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,782
Do you know what I mean? Lorraine
seems to be a big fan.

344
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,782
Well, I think it's more suited to
her palate.

345
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,942
I suppose she's a little bit rough
down the edges.

346
00:18:56,382 --> 00:19:01,142
Taking this home for me tea, ya
bastards! Ow.

347
00:19:05,142 --> 00:19:07,782
I might do the same, Julie, it looks
tasty.

348
00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:12,382
How are you getting on, Gavin?
All good. Oh yes.

349
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:15,502
And great job, Lorraine. Very
impressed.

350
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:25,982
There we go, sir. Enjoy.

351
00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:28,782
So are you gonna go and tell the
Wicked Bitch of the West

352
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:29,942
we don't need it?

353
00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:32,702
OK, I suppose it wasn't one of my
best ideas.

354
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:34,982
Don't worry, I've got enough ideas
for the two of us.

355
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:38,022
Oh, not the barbecue bath again. I
tell you, it's a winner.

356
00:19:38,102 --> 00:19:39,582
You're alright, Margaret?

357
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:41,982
Well, I asked Gavin to give me the
afternoon off

358
00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:45,662
instead of the morning and now it
looks like I'm skiving off

359
00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:47,062
early for the weekend.

360
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,702
What time is your appointment? Half
past twelve.

361
00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:51,462
Why don't you go in your lunch
break?

362
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,862
Oh, aye.

363
00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:56,702
Oh, I'm gonna go find Gavin.

364
00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:00,262
Yes?

365
00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:04,342
Julie, sit down.

366
00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:06,862
I think that Gavin was very
impressed with...

367
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,222
Sit down.

368
00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:14,822
Look, Julie. It's Wednesday
afternoon, PE time,

369
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,102
we're picking teams.

370
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,942
Are you going to be on my team or
are you going to be on Gavin's?

371
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:25,222
I'm going to be on your team,
Lorraine. Good.

372
00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:27,942
Cos my team always wins, Julie.

373
00:20:28,022 --> 00:20:29,302
Always.

374
00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:33,542
On your way. Yes, Miss... I mean
Lorraine.

375
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:38,142
By the way, I shall be glad when
your hair is back to normal.

376
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:40,142
That looks like a bastard bird's
nest.

377
00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:45,782
Alright? Yeah.

378
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:49,542
No. If I have any more bright ideas,
take me out and shoot me, will you?

379
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,262
Why, what happened?

380
00:20:51,342 --> 00:20:52,702
Hey.

381
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,382
Katie.

382
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,342
You never said Katie was back.

383
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,142
Yeah, I got a place at uni.

384
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:01,862
Uni, ace! So will you be working here
much then?

385
00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:04,342
A bit, I've got to pay my way.

386
00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:07,382
It's such a shame you couldn't make
the wedding. Oh, I know.

387
00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:10,062
Had an amazing day, didn't we, babe?
Totally.

388
00:21:10,142 --> 00:21:15,502
Kieran started crying at our first
dance. Ah, did he?

389
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:19,262
I filled up, I wasn't like bawling.
It was sweet.

390
00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:22,582
Anyway, nice to see you, Katie. Yeah,
you too.

391
00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:28,102
So how did the ticket machine go
then? I'll tell you that one later.

392
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,822
Oh, have you seen Gavin?

393
00:21:30,902 --> 00:21:33,702
Gavin? Er... no.

394
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:38,302
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